Spread the YooSu love

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:17:36 GMT

I know I havent been here for ages xD
But..

You're gonna love me for this:

From Osaka concert =))
Cre: Soompi

Update???

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:24:49 GMT

I feel really bad 'bout this, the thing is.. exams are coming up sooner than I had expected ( I blame my principal for this ). It may take a while for me to update, I'm really really sorry cause I made a promise to update it faster ="=. So basically I'll be gone for 2 weeks :(( I gotta study a lot if I don't want to fail Chemistry ( then I'm never going to live through to see my YooSu get married :(( I'll die a tragic death! Tragic I tell you!!! ="= ) But of course I won't leave you guys with nothing. Here's the preview/teaser wahtever you call it. Please wait for me and keep reading. Thank you.
And another thing, along with the update for The Art of Seduction I will post 2 oneshots ( Maybe my friend will post it for me, I'm not sure )

Chapter 2: The plan. Strip Poker. Stupid teasing session. [ Preview ]

- How was the book? Did you learn anything useful? * wink wink *

* blush *

- Now what? Why do you always acting like a shy, innocent girl in front of me?

- You...

- What about me? * glare *

- The book you gave me.. seriously.. was so... so perverted!!!

- Yeah right, like you weren't. I have 3 favorite things in this world: first it's perversion, second is perversion and third, what a nice coincident , it's perversion too. 365 days in a year, 24 hours per day, there's not a time when I'm not perverted. What do you susgest I do about it? Huhm? Huhm?

- I know you're the queen of perversion out there, but what's with " show your thang " and " undress completely " ? You.. Are you planning to kill somebody?

- Then why did you come to me again? * twitched eyebrows *

- I.. that is... but I was... ok, fine.. the reason I came here.. I WANNA HAVE MY PARK YOOCHUN!!!!

- That's good for the first step * nod in satisfaction * Let me get this straight, you're one lucky guy, to be taken care of by me, just imagine working with the normal ones.. tsk tsk tsk .... you'll never get laid man. Such a disgrace. tsk.. tsk.. Really is my specially chosen student, I like your guts~ Mwahhahahahah~~

- Do you know what's he like? That bastard! Always receive more chocolate on Valentine's Day than us and he changed his girlfriend every single f**king day, it's driving me crazy! Arghhhh!!!

- Hohoho~ I have a reputation for worrying over someone else's problem~ This business is my life~

- I really admire you now * sparkling eyes *

- Got that a lot. Teehee~

[ End Preview ]

The next part will take place in DBSK's apartment xD
Guess who got strip tease? xD xD

[ Fanfic ] The Art Of Seduction Chapter 1 [ English Ver. ]

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:45:11 GMT

Hey there~ This is my first time posting a fanfic here. I've been working on this story in my native language and now I felt the need to translate it into English ( though my English is weird and crappy :(( but I'm sure I can make myself understood ) There's something you need to know about this so.. here:
- This is roughly translated, I did try my best and in the mean time, you'll have to put up with it. Will find a beta-er real soon xD
- I participated in this story, my other name is yoon/yoonie but I'll change my name to Sheeahh, if you have read my fanfic elsewhere and see a different name, it's just lil' me xD don't worry.
- This is pure crack and fluff.
- The first chapter is super short, sorry ="=
- And about the title , I realized that only the first part needed the /Man/ part, so I edited it =]]

Author: Sheeahh aka yoon/yoonie
Pairing : Yoosu
Starring : DBSK and me xD
Genre : Crack
Status : On-going
Warning : OCC-ness
Rating : T -> M
Note: Sheeahh's
Su's

Chapter 1:

- There there young man, I think you have come to the wrong place. The ads outside are a bit old but I'm sure it's perfectly clear " The Art Of Seduction/ How to Seduce A man ". I got this nice buddy who is a pretty infamous lady-killer, I can introduce you to him if you like.

* shake his head *

- You're one weird guy, I have been doing this kind of job my whole life but but ain't never meet anyone like you. Are you sure you want to seduce a man?

* nod nod *

- * Rub hands in excitement * It's gonna be challenging * smirk * A one in a million challenge~ Mwahahah~~ A one of a kind experience~ Mwahahah~~ ALRIGHT! Kim Junsu, I - Sheeahh - officially take you as favorite my student!!!!

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- Now on to the first lesson * adjust glasses * Kim Junsu, there's one think you need to know: Seducing a man is an art, and the seducer is an artist * eyes glowing brightly * We're together on this journey to a new world man, a world where the sky is pink and there's sparkling light everywhere * wink wink * Together, we'll discover a new fabulous place~ Where we're going is full of sunlight and hot guys running around like wild animals~

But first, we need to get 2 things straight: THE WOOER and THE WOOEE. Fill out this form for me * point point *

* absorbed in filling the form out *

THE FORM - COMPOSING BY Sheeahh the Amazing

THE WOOER:

Full Name: Kim JunSu
Nickname: Xiah
Animal: Dolphin in sheep's clothing
Blood Type: B
3 rounds: 70-60-95
Personality: As pure as it could get
Experience on love affair: Zero

THE WOOEE:

Full name: Park Yoochun
Nickname: Micky
Animal: Wolf in Bunny's Clothing.
Blood Type: O
3 Rounds: Unidentified
Personality: Casanova-like, a pervert ( according to Junsu )
Experience on love affair: Super

Comment by Sheeahh:

About THE WOOER - Kim Junsu :
- Need serious training about love.
- Nice ass.

About the WOOEE - Park YooChun:
- A very challenging one
- It's a must that the teacher is informed of the wooee's 3 rounds. Get the information.Fast.

- Very welll. And one more thing, do you truly madly deeply in love with this Park YooChun guy?

* blush and nod *

- Do you think he had a thing for you?

* shake head *

- What? Make it clear dear.

- Uhm uhm.. He is.. I'm not sure, it's a difficult question. Why would I bother being here if he likes me?

- Okay okay, calm down. Leave it to me. BTW, you only paid for one hour so that's should be it. Let's stop here today. Take this book and read it carefully at home, this is BEGINNER SEDUCING FOR DUMMIES, especially written by me, even cats can understand. Read the whole first chapter, I'll talk about it our next lesson. Good day~

Chapter End.

I know it's short and not that good, but it will get better soon, I think ="=

Next chapter: The plan. Strip Poker. Stupid teasing session.

All The YooSu going on lately...

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:37:07 GMT

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First thing.. Oshareism ( goe_ss has already released the subbed version~ Yay~ ) Chunnie kept checking out our favorite Mr.Duck Butt. Chun and his hair style, I think it's a bit sensual.. with all the coughing, eyeing, touching... =]] The poor sick guy probably needed some inspiration in his life. There was a time when SuMinJaeHo looked at their left while Chun kept his eyes locked on a very certain someone. I can't belive he's that careless with his gaze, so obvious. But again we needed some inspiration too, so keep it up, just do your thang honey xD All the fans who have watched it said Mr.PYC was lost in YooSu's world for like.. 3/4 of the show :| He must have been frustrated.
And.. that International Motor Show in Thailand ( not sure ) event thing, some local fans who witnessed Mr.Park's careless action ( the pic xD ) followed them to the hotel or something and they reported that after finishing their meal, Junsu, who was sick, went upstairs with an overly-eager YooChun immediately ran after him. After what seemed like an eternity ( abouut 30 minutes ), the other three went up too. The question is what actually happen in that suspicious 30 mins. I so wanna know what they did... in the hotel room.. alone... a sick Junsu having no defense over himself whatsoever and Park YooChun, I'd spell it: D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S! ( on Junsu's side ) Bless you :)

Writer's Block: Heavenly Bodies

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:59:06 GMT

If you discovered a new planet, what would you name it?

Submitted By thethicket

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Uhmm~ Probably Logically Impaired, a place for people with weird logic :)
tsk tsk tsk .. So Writer's Block huh?